So once a week I'm gonna post some of my more humorous updates from Twitter, to fill the empty void in your life between posts...
Friday Feb 19th
5:59 AM: Was awakened by someone trying to kick in his front door.
6:00AM: When they went around to the back door and tried to kick that in, I freaked out and grabbed a claw hammer and stood ready to defend myself!
6:02 AM: Room mate was smarter and called 911. I continued to stand on the other side of the door claw hammer in hand.
6:03 AM: Cops came and arrested the guy
Saturday Feb 20th
11:48 AM: Can't tell if that's a homeless man or a hipster being ironic...
Tuesday Feb 24th
8:56 AM: Is on a bus full of small children, and his assistant is not answering the phone...
9:06 AM: Children now chanting "we're going on a train!!!" Have followed me to the plateform.... Kill me now!
9:11 AM: Turned to hipster guy "that was the worst bus I've been on since kindergarten" hipster creepily replies "it was the BEST one I've been on!"'
9:11 AM: I walk quickly away from the pedophile hipster.
10:02 AM: Assistant continues to bullshit about location. Lights still aren't here, is supposed to shoot 2 minutes ago...
Anyway not super exciting, next week might be more humorous